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Presidential Hopeful Tim Pawlenty Shows Off 'Red-Hot Smoking Wife'
I keep reading this and marveling at how Pawlenty’s fox smokes Red Hots. (Does she mash them into a fine powder beforehand?) Yes, I’m 12 years old.
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Robot learns to flip pancakes
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The Curse Of People's Sexiest Man Alive
Not included: Mark Harmon, People’s SMA 1986. Although he was written off St. Elsewhere that year. (Pointless information: Harry Hamlin was the SMA in 1987. HARRY HAMLIN! Such a dad jeans call. Makes sense.)
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The Beauty Breakdown
$450,000 for a lifetime of trying to look as good as Photoshopped models and other beautiful famous people. Ugh.